tobias

A obese person, that is always looking for the opportunity to fuck a washing machine.

Hey, fat ass! stop being a tobias!!!!

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tobias

a spanish slang term with similar meaning to shit, poop, or crap

Don't go in there. I just took a dump, and it smells like tobias.

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tobias

1.The famous author of "This boy's life" Tobias Wolff writes about adolescence... kind of boring to read the book though.

Quote from Tobias Wolff "I didn't come to Utah to be the same boy I'd been before. I had my own dreams of transformation, Western dreams, dreams of freedom and dominion and taciturn self-sufficiency. The first thing I wanted to do was change my name. (p 9)"

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Tobias Rieper

Agent 47's alias used during jobs upon checking into locations. It is believed that it is a play on "To Buy Us Reaper", a phrase used when referencing hitmen for hire.

Agent 47: Checking in, the name is Tobias Rieper.
*15 minutes later* 11 deaths and a plethora of unconscious people.

Tobias Eaton

-Character in the Divergent series
-When book takes place, he is 18 years old
-Incredibly sexy and badass
-Initiation instructor and later boyfriend of Tris Prior
-Nicknamed and known as Four because of his four fears
-Originally from Abnegation and transfered to Dauntless

"Who's that over there?"
"That's Tobias Eaton. We call him Four."
"DAMN HE'S FINE!"

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dirty tobias

Every time you have sex with someone you steal something from their house until they notice.

Woah, wheres my moms antiqe vase? I think Jonathan pulled a dirty tobias on me.

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hey tobias

guaranteed to make every tobias mad

hey tobias (you put nothing after)