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(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.
Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.
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Toddler Style is a form of partying where two scenerios have to happen in order to be offical.
1. The person partying toddler style must not be wearing pants. Diaper optional.
2. The person must be drinking a beer with a nipple on the top.
Dave: Did you see Jayson he is partying toddler style.
Jeff: Yeah he has the beer and damn...the diaper gets me every time.
When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.
I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!
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A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.
See pain in the ass.
-Hey, did you see that kid over there?
-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?
-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.
-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.
A TLC and DMAX show about moms who aren't happy with letting their kids be kids so they dress them up, slap makeup on their faces and throw them out in front of an audience so they can be judged on how "beautiful" they look in a swimsuit clearly designed for a 20-year-old. This process generally creates bratty but adorable divas like Makenzie and Eden, and makes a very addictive TV show.
Did you see that mother who dressed her two-year-old as a prostitute on toddlers and tiaras?
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A reality TV show on TLC where parents dress their children up as sluts, making them wear more make up than some adults. Most mothers force their daughter to do these pageants and they live through their daughter. 90% of mothers on that show are fat or ugly, sometimes both. Over all it's a great show and rather addicting.
Yesturday Toddlers and Tiaras yesturday, Eden got second place and cried. She's still cute.
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The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.
My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.