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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

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toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.

Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.

by Dorian2555 July 13, 2024

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Burgundy dirty toilet bowl

When a chicks on the rag and pisses in te toilet and never flushes

I walked in to a public restroom stall and saw the burgundy dirty toilet bowl

by Burgundy dirty toilet bowl November 30, 2013


Tallahassee Toilet Bowl

A man having sex with a woman in a bathroom pulls out before he climaxes and cums on the toilet bowl, the woman proceeds to lick it up off the toilet bowl.

While I was giving Shelby the flying squirrel, I pulled out to make her a Tallahassee Toilet Bowl.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016


the iron toilet bowl

When an Iranian asshole puts a secondary sphincter in your intestines to damage your poop until you follow the one true god, Allah
You get rainbow poop until you follow his dead ass ideology and the Nation of Islam gives you a free ugly hoe. Iran is now protected by the iron toilet bowl

What happened to Iran? The Iron Toilet Bowl of Saudi Arabia my poop.

by idiot.dunk.contest January 21, 2024


Toilet Bowl Hoe

A hoe, typically trashy who believes all the lies that people feed her saying she's all that

steph is such a Toilet Bowl Hoe, all her clients tell her all this hot shit and she believes it

by Steezmiester June 30, 2020


Toilet Bowl Bungee

When a male sticks his penis in the toilet bowl and flushes.

Person 1: I heard lester did the toilet bowl bungee with tom
Person 2: thats so gross

by Anononononoyus April 10, 2022