Tom

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

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TOM

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

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Tom

A very handsome man who all the girls are secretly attracted too. He is usually tall, brown haired and sporty. They are quite often English and will beat you up if you ever try to fight one.

That boy is definitely a Tom.

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tom

a short way of saying tomcat (n. a sexually active male with multiple female partners, v. to seek out new female partners)

i was chillin with that tom, jerry. that mutha gets more pussy than he can shake a stick at.

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Tom

Tom is a Canadian goose who is really good at sport and extremely attractive

You are a Tom

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Toms

lesbians

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Tom

A random, unexpected boner; happens at very embarassing times.

I was giving Mila Kunis a hug when I got a huge tom.

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