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The sound of a fish hittin' the windshield.
"Man, we shouldn't be driving so close to the lake--oh, SHIIIIIT!"
*TONK!*
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Tonked or Tonqued / tongkId/ adj & adv 1. lit. a state of exceeding inebriation 2. alcohol induced debauchery or utter desiccation of common morality 3. the process of achieving inebriation usually through whisky choice deferred by one to another
Origin: Brit/Amer slang rumoured to have originated in Portugal
Let's get tonked! I am tonked. I was so tonked last night that I shall forever live in a state of perpetual regret.
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That woman is bear tonks
The woman is large n has a big build
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Tonked means hit or smashed in by a pigeon or sausage roll.
chris ingham got tonked by a pigeon in his car, silly chris ingham ;)
isabelle ingham got tonked by sarah ingham and sarah ingham got tonked by a sausage roll
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A person, normally a woman, with man-made hair color or colors, specifically pink or purple. Also can describe a person who changes his or her hair color regularly.
After Nymphadora Tonks from Harry Potter.
Nicole has become quite the tonks with those pink streaks in her hair.
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to be well buil or strongh and to have a good figure (man only)
jees your muscles are big you are well tonk
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