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A Shit-ton is equivalent to 24 metric assloads, or 1/10th of a fuck-ton.
Used to measure un-quantifiable amounts of something. Although it can be used in the measurement of very large people it actually is not a unit of weight.
Bad Usage:
That guy must weigh a shit-ton.
Good Usage:
I just payed a shit-ton more money switching to Geico AND it took 20 minutes.
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A shit-ton of thought went into this definition.
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One of the few saviors of ska and the rudeboy culture. Known for spreading the message of goodness and fun through ska, rocksteady, and reggae music; is widely know for teaching the people how to skank and rock.
Person #1: Yo, you know that cat Kevin Ton?
Person #2: Yeah brotha! He taught me how to skank yesterday.
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reffering to someone that has large breast. could be associated to thick girls.
damn that girl got some juga-tons on her. (Glover)
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The word for many many many amounts of something. Used as a an exaggeration
Ella ate a crap ton of guacamole😋🤤
Refers to going 100 mph or faster in a vehicle, specifically a cafe racer style motorcycle.
Do the Ton!
Or
After an engine rebuild this old bike can now do the ton.
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Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.
Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.
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In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.
Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!