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When you're a scumbag degenerate on a Zoom call with your co-workers and you decide to just rub one out on live stream. (BONUS: You can lie about "not knowing people could see you" later, if you choose.)
SYN: Publicly Masturbating in a live stream chat room; like a CNN Anchor did live on a Zoom Call on October 19, 2020; resulting in his subsequent suspension from CNN ...the same day.
Initial reports said "he exposed himself", but it was later revealed that two people under condition of anonymity "saw him jerking off."
Whew, what a joke!
"OMG, WTF are you DOING!?"
"I'm Toobin here, do you mind?"
To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.
Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.
1. Verb. Any nonconsensual indecent exposure through a live virtual meeting, usually with multiple people.
2. Noun. Genitals, exposed through a virtual meeting with one or more people, often in a negative context but not always.
1. I hate them, they toobined the DnD meeting last night.
2. He took his toobin out!
Masterbating while in an online meeting.
Boring company zoom meeting online, so you excuse yourself to a bathroom break,
kill youe video feed for a quick spank and yank on the next browser tab, when suddenly the cat walks across your keyboard, activating your meeting camera and tab for the world to see! WTF are ya doing!?! I AM TOOBIN!
The act of masturbating while actively participating in a work related video conference call.
Jeffrey had a rough day after being busted for Toobin during his New Yorker zoom call.
to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call
Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.
pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting
“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”