touche

Expression conceding defeat when knocked-back by a brilliant riposte.

Man (to Dr Johnson): You smell.

Dr Johnson: Sir: I smell, you stink.

Man: Touche!

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touches

See: molest.

The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.

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Touche

French word for touch. Pronounced Touch-e. Originated in fencing, when one person scored a point by "touch"ing the opponent.

Touche (while fencing, the sword or eppez has "touched" the opponent thus resulting in a point.)

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Touching

The act of engaging in physiscal contact with an object and or thing.

"Mommy, gods touching me again."

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Touche

"Touché" is a french expresion, used in fencing when a vital part is touched.
"Touché", with an 'é'.

- "You get old; you have grey hair."
- "At least I'm not bald like you!"
- "Touché!"

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Touching

It would seem it's equal to "fucking." Based on the lyrics for The Dresden Dolls' "Sing," where some half-deaf music downloaders posted the lyrics as being "There is this thing that's like fucking..." when the booklet and song clearly say "There is this thing that's like touching."

"I was totally fucking a boob..."
"What?"
"I mean... touching. I'm a 12-year old dumbtouch..."
"Die. Please."

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touche

when one has been defeated, and has nothing to say, add, or do.

1.
you defeat someone in fencing. they lost. they'll say "touche".

2.
hollow man: you're ugly
person: atleast i "have" something to look at
hollow man: touche

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