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Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?
The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
The act of licking a wild deer's asshole and then letting it shit in your mouth and kick it down your throat. Then after the poo is consumed the wild animal drags you off naked, straps you into a chair, and then films you while your unconscious for it's hit reality show.
Don't go to Vermont, last time I was their I saw a man get Vermont Tupperwared
A person who just FULL SENDS everything
That dude is definitely a Jerry Tupperware! Did you see the way he drove last night? He totally full sent that!
It is incorrectly thought that the highest accolade a cub can get is the Silver Award. However, if you are made air tight by Akela and, ideally, two members of the Catholic church (if not possible then Baloo and Bagheera will suffice) then the Golden Award/Tupperware
Badge will be yours..
Little Jimmy found the experience a little uncomfortable and couldn't look Akela in the eye thereafter but was so proud to join the elite few that year that were given the Chief Scout's Golden Award aka 'The Tupperware Badge'
A pussy created by a plastic surgeon.
You know that she is a tupperware
Many decades ago a party hostess would sell Tupperware products, such as cooking utensils and bowls to her friends at Tupperware parties. The women who were invited often dragged their husbands or boyfriends along. The men universally hated this. So now when women throw parties that they don’t want their men to come along they call them Tupperware parties. These parties can consist of all sorts of naughty activities that “good girls” don’t do. This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The one constant that defines a true “Tupperware party” is that the women present get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a a “Tupperware party” is female group masturbation.
My wife kicked me out of the house tonight so that her girlfriends can have a Tupperware party.
Many decades ago a party hostess would sell Tupperware products, such as cooking utensils and bowls to her friends at Tupperware parties. The women who were invited often dragged their husbands or boyfriends along. The men universally hated this. So now when women throw parties that they don’t want their men to come along they call them Tupperware parties. These parties can consist of all sorts of naughty activities that “good girls” don’t do. This can include everything from drinking, smoking weed, male and/or female strippers, lewd party games and some form of truth or dare. The one constant that defines a true “Tupperware party” is that the women present get partially or fully nude and masturbate together. This may or may not lead to the women having sex together but the defining activity in a a “Tupperware party” is female group masturbation.
My wife is kicking me out of the house tonight because she is hosting a Tupperware party for her girlfriends.