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Anal or vaginal intercourse with a woman 8+ months pregnant.
When she told me she was at the 8 month mark I offered her a turducken.
When someone take a mammoth shit from a 3 day constipation spell and it sticks the the floor of the toilet bowl and proceeds to topple like Jenga into the genitals of the producer. It will leave a butter smear on the meats.
Today is had 6 laxatives to cure my chronic constipation and I blasted out my longest log ever. Didn't realize until later that I had a crusty turducken butterslide smear on my tightly whities. It took 4 wash cycles before I eventually threw them away.
the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom
i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken
Anal sex that occurs while the receiver is simultaneously excreting feces.
Yo, I heard that Texas has laws against Turduckening.