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the sexiest man alive who could deff hit it for free
my bsf: Hey did you know that Alex Turner is 34 already?
me: well he's a top tier daddy
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Alex Turner is one of the hottest men known to this earth.
Never think that you’re better than him because you aren’t. I mean have you seen him like gosh if he wasn’t 20 years older than me i’d date him.
E.g “Who is Alex turner?
“Ummm the hottest person ever obvs”
Being completely, utterly obsessed with Alex Turner, lead singer of Arctic Monkeys. Symptoms may very, but often include: stalking pictures of Alex Turner, daydreaming about Alex Turner, and constantly talking about Alex Turner.
I know. I have a serious case of Alex Turnerism.
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1. An incredibly talented and underappreciated singer/songwriter from England.
2. To sing loudly enough as to not necessiate a microphone or PA system.
3. To be able to denounce the idea of being a rock star while at the same time be a rock star and make it work.
Person 1: Did you go to that acoustic show last night?
Person 2: Yes but the singer was screaming so much he should have just Frank Turnered.
Person 1: Yes, Yes of course.
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A creeping Turner is a betting phrase used first in Thailand then more in the UK meaning a fun bet which starts small but then escalates to mammoth proportions through doubling up or adding to the original bet over time. Many people who have experienced creeping turner betting have described it as both terrifying but exciting
Ian had a creeping turner, he placed $5 about a month ago on Birmingham City winning the FA Cup and now he has $68000 riding on it!
I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands
A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7
'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline
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A male who masturbates; jerks off; wanks; etc.
If you’re right handed your Richard will turn to the left; if you’re left handed your Richard will turn to the right.
The new guy's a Richard turner.
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