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A beautiful, awesome girl who is your best friend and is always by your side. Turtles demonstrate excessive cuteness and happiness that fills your heart with joy. They also possess a beautiful ass. Frequently, Turtles have a stupid, short-tempered friend who takes their friendship for granted, but the Turtle forgives him with no remorse because of her angelic heart.
She's not just my best friend. She's my Turtle.
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Condition in which a portion of feces has passed just beyond the anal sphincter.
See also turtle head
Dude I have to shit so bad, i am having a turtle
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n. an uncircumcised penis; the head of the penis enclosed in the prepuce
The turtle came out of its shell while I was playing with it.
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Unofficial term for the compressor in an air-conditioning system or refrigerator/freezer. Resembles a turtle, usually black and has 4 mounts that resemble legs.
Its hot as hell in here...the repair guy said the turtle overheated and seized up again...
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The act of a man's penis being extremely flaccid and no longer visible.
"My date turtled last night. It was like I was with a woman."
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That feeling when you have to shit and you can feel it in your ass
Me: dude I'm gunna shit myself
Friend: is it turtle turtle
Me: yeah :'(
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