Tuscan has amazing hair and has shagged your mum.
did i mention he has great hair?
"damn Tuscan has great hair"
When a woman defecates in a man’s anus. Then she sucks it out.
John got a promotion. Jessica is going to give him a Tuscan pizza roll tonight.
A Tuscan Rim is a rimjob where the receiver gets a coating of red pasta sauce all over their anus and the giver proceeds to perform a rimjob on said anal region.
Cornelius took Conrad to the Steps of Rome restaurant in NYC and ordered a takeout serving of their award winning ragu. Later on that evening, Conrad pasted the ragu all over his butt hole and Cornelius proceeded to give him a Tuscan Rim.