Twisty Fu

Motorcycling zen. The euphoric feeling one gets after riding a nicely sealed road consisting of a continuous stream of twisty corners. Used to describe the state of mind after riding any such road, and also the road itself.

Person 1: Wow that road was awesome
Person 2: Yeah man, that road was twisty fu. Every corner flowed into the next.

Twisty Treat

1. This is the sexual act of a man sticking two fingers up the girls vagina and twisting his fingers 5 times.

2. This second example is rather repulsive but it has been talked about. A man or woman takes a dump and then sticks their feces on a electrical screw driver. They then attempt to insert the piece of human chocolate into a woman's vagina and turn the electrical screw driver on.

3. Icecream shop that looks like a giant icecream cone in the town of Minden, Ontario.

"Oh hunny, I can't wait until you take your fingers and give me a twisty treat"

"So where is our electrical screw driver?"

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Twisty Misty

Rotating your penis in a circular motion while ejaculating.

Yeah I gave Sarah the Twisty Misty last night took forever to clean up

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Twisty nosh

When you get a blowjob with a handjob at the same time. It’s being noshed and twisted.

Did she give you a twisty nosh?

twisty the clown

american horror story freakshow clown boy who was misunderstood :(
they spread LIES about him that ruined his life when all he wanted to do was be a good clown and make kids happy and smile and laugh

but instead everyone believed the mean rumors to the point where he thought he was doing the right thing but became a bad clown boy :(

not his fault

"who's your favorite american horror story character?"
"Definently Twisty the Clown ! poor guy he tried his best but was set up for failure"

Dark and twisty

its a reference from Grey anatomy describing Meredith Grey and Cristina Yang

also means that you are stubborn and emotional

im all dark and twisty

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Twisty J

A double handed handjob where the hands are simultaneously moving vertically and horizontally against the penis.

Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my girl gave me a narly twisty j last night

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