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Any type of edgelord that may be edgy, but is still well mannered and behaved, and might possibly be edgy for moral reasons.
He may have looked edgy and even acted edgy, but he still had proper and respectful manners. He was seriously a goody two-shoes edgelord.
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A person who surrenders his/her life to the parent of the opposite sex. He/she has a sexual relationship with this parent, and his/her life depends on the promises of this parent.
That goodie-two-shoes is mentally incompatible to build his own family because he is so fucked up by his mother!
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From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger
Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes Burger... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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A person (a closeted homosexual) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. he/She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in its virginity and practice of abstinence. He/She is definitely a God-fearing homosexual or lesbian who cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course He/she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy or girl (respectively) beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.
"Eduardo Verastegui (previous Ricky Martin's love) is a Homo-Goody two shoes"
He acts so much like a nun, he's a Homo-Goody two shoes
OMG Jennifer is such a homo-goody two shoes
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This word is used in a conversion with a person, who is not really lessening to you. Has no real meaning. Will get the attention of the person you are talking to. Ex..... So yesterday I was at work and the press stopped running, we called the camel with two blue shoes over to fix it but he didn't have the right tools.
when we got back from Florida the tank was empty, I can't believe how much gas we used on that trip. but boy let me tell you about the camel with two blue shoes, we really did have a good time.
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The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.
When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.
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An self-acknowledged pathetic put-down. From the failed put-down in the Simpsons, one bully says "Nice glasses four eyes", the other bully says "yeah, and nice shoes......two feet."
-You're an asshole.
-I'M an asshole??? Well........nice shoes.......two feet.
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