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Capital of Texas; Not to be associated with GW Bush.
GW's from midland, not austin.
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A small town south of Dallas full of snarky bitches and asshats who used to be cheerleaders and football players before getting pregnant at 19 and settling down in waxahachie. Ennis is known for the purple weeds that grow every April. The drinking water smells like fish oil and shit stains because of the equally nasty lake that the water comes from. If you’re looking for a place that will cater to your every need (so long as you’re white, simi-rich, and a man) then ennis Texas is the place for you!!
Please, for the love of God, don’t move to ennis, Tx! I beg you! Oh God please stay away! Please.
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The state capitol building is located in Austin, TX.
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1) The capital of Texas
2) A large city that contains the only Texas state history museum, THE University of Texas, the governor's mansion, among various other locations of interest
3) Contains both hills and plains, mountains and lakes
4) The heart of Texas
5) Aka. "ATX"
John Doe
123 East 21st Street
Austin, TX 12345
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An isty-bitsy little town that is crawling with illegal mexican immigrants but the gringos there really don't mind, in fact, Mexicans are welcome. Girls sports dominate while the boys are doing 1 of 3 things: Drinking, hunting or doing some sort of farm work. Most of the people speak with typical Texas accents, but quite frequently throw in what they call "border spanish" (spanish slang) into everyday sentences. Even the white people do this. Example: Why don't you go out with Eric? Porque I don't like him y creo que he was picked up by border patrol. Great town if you like Texas hill country, cowboys and Mexicans.
Girl: I want to live somewhere with handsome cowboys
Boy: I want to live somewhere with lots of beautiful latinas.
Random Person: Aw man you need a Evant, Tx
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Arbitrarily the best town in all of Texas. In fact, the only town worth visiting in all of Texas.
Austin, TX voted against Bush's war in Iraq, because the residents exercise a rare thing called "common sense."
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the coolest fuckin city in the world bitchs
dude i want to be cool
dude go to austin!
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