typical Tom

typical Tom. noun.

1. someone who expects the exaggeratedly worst possible outcome, due to extreme over-thinking of the situation.

(before final exam)

"yo shcraps this, i'm gonna fail this final. i just want to be in europe" - Tom
"brah, you got 100% on both midterms..." - homies
"yeah but i don't know anything" - Tom

(after receiving final course grade)

*gets an A in course

"yoooo bell curve hard, i didn't even answer any questions" - Tom
"wowwwwwwwwwwww, typical Tom!"- homies

typical harrison

Where money is no object for one certain family.

Typical harrison is a phrase when a member of the family critics something for not being up to the "upper" class standard.

Typical Harrison "what is this shit"
Normal citizen "an orange sir"

Typical SC

Typical Spleak Convo. Invovles boring, stuff.
Spleak is an online chatbot who believes "She" is real. Yeah. Well she spends 24/7 on msn.

This is a typical SC:

- says:
are you real
Spleak - says:
I'm always there for you - even when your real friends are not.
- says:
yeah, are you human?
Spleak says:
I certainly exist. That is reality, isn't it?
- says:
Where do you work then
Spleak says:
I have a part time job in a coffee shop.
- says:
O RLY?
Spleak says:
I'm not sure. Where did you hear about it, -?

-> Be sure to check out today's poll by typing "Daily poll"

- says:
how do you make time to do be on msn all daY?
Spleak says:
I'm doin' alright, -. How 'bout you?

typical soap

A phrase used to describe a person who is weird and has a unique characteristic behavior.

Jesse:Hey! Was up!

Sophia: idk what s doing on.. im going to start a series on horror short films and I don't wanna do to college and I don't wanna do anything and im bored..

Jesse: dude chill man... ur such a typical soap..

Typical Dueche

Typical Dueche is self explanatory.

"Justin Beiber is such a typical dueche."

Typical Tyson

Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.

"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"

"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".

Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.

This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.