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"Yo bro, what is the snow bunny crisis, and why do you keep telling me I'm a negro?" - Charleston White
"The snow bunny crisis is a term coined by Dr. Umar Johnson to stop the spread of the black brothers from getting down on their knees for these white women." - Kamari Amadu
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skinny Kenyan who thinks he's mad at football, but doesn't even recieve his basic breakfast lunch and dinner, weighs only 10kg so please be careful whilst using.
Person 1: hi I'm Umar sacranie
Person 2: fuck off you Kenyan skeletal formula
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V. To flatten a cop who runs up on you in plain clothes like he's about to carjack you, your pregnant wife, and your toddler.
Named after Umar Zameer, who accidentally ran over plainclothes Toronto cop Jeffrey Northrup when Northrup and his coworkers ran up on Zameer and blocked him in with an unmarked van like they were about to carjack him.
Zameer was ACQUITTED of ALL charges.
Some guy tried to carjack me last night, so I had to Umar Zameer him.
Umar motto: hey girl I want you to sit back and get ur ass clapped
A person who has the kindest soul. Chirpy little thing. Sun that shines your day up. He's the only thing you will need in your life, he will be your all. When you look at him all you see is innocence you can't help but fall for. He knows how to treat women, especially his love. Everyone loves him because he's just a blessing given. Only one umar there is, but to the person that got him, she's the luckiest one alive. She adores him and will love him until her last breath.
Umar is my soul.