Uncle

Someone who rapes you whenever he has the chance.

Timmy: What's that it's SO big

Uncle: Oh that it's but my cock.

Timmy: What's a coc-----.

Uncle: Here you go...

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Uncle

That family member who farts because everyone else is farting.

Your being such an uncle right now

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Uncle

The family member that will rape you

PLEASE NO uncle, PLEASE!

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the uncle

A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!

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uncl

You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

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Uncling

The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.

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Uncled

When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.