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Anal sex; taking the difficult brown; bum love.
The act of inserting the penis into an anus.
"I had an unexpected item in my bagging area last night"
"I wouldn't mind giving her/him an unexpected item in her/his bagging area"
"Stop! Unexpected item in bagging area!"
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A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"
This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme
Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"
what happens on myspace when shit messes up.
always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."
damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!
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When a person suffers from trauma after unexpectedly coming into contact with a large nipple - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome
Eddie face timed his daughter who was doing fake tan at the time and accidentally flashed a nipple.. Eddie is suffering from - sudden unexpected nipple syndrome - SUNS
You can enter yourself in a wet t-shirt contest by standing too close to the curb on a rainy day. And a car drives by and gets your t-shirt wet.
Jane has nice nips after she was standing to close to the curb and a car drove by and gave her the unexpected wet t-shirt contest
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The unexpected things that suddenly happen in people's lives which can in the most extreme cases shock them, but always force them to adapt because the unexpected event(s) prevented them from doing what they were planning to do and hoping to be able to do on a certain day, at a specific time.
Charlie told Kathryn, "It made me so happy to see you guys after the "unexpecteds" that popped into our lives." Monday, you had a family emergency and forgot to take your phone, which left me bewildered not knowing why you were not replying to my emails. Then Tuesday, my Internet was down which prevented us from meeting in ZOOM for me to tutor your lovable son.
When you are in a foreign country and you are of different race or color, and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
unexpectedly. That is Unexpected Niggary
Foreigner: Excuse me sir, I am new in this country and i need help with directions would you like to point me to the direction of the movie theater?
African American: Yeah sure my nigga just take a left turn ahead.
You have been called a nigga unexpectedly. Unexpected Niggary