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unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012


A Series of Unfortunate Events

The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.

see Fucked Over

European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009

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A Series Of Unfortunate Events

That children's book where people die.

My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!

by JON_PERSON April 25, 2017

15๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


unfortunate old fashion

When a girl gives you a hand job, while simultaneously turning away to puke, and continues to fondle your weiner aggressively.

"Brianna gave me an unfortunate old fashion in the back seat of a car ride home. Bitch left me blue balled and half of the car covered in chunks lol!"

by M.T.MyLoad February 22, 2016


Unfortunate truth

Unfortunate truth - a wannabe arm-chair philosopher who will infringe on individual rights merely based on their skewed version of reality. In other words an unfortunate truth is a walking talking rectum, and THAT is the unfortunate truth.

Did you here that douche bag yapping his head off about poor food choices for kids being a form of child abuse. That left winger is an example of the unfortunate truth that we are heading toward a socialist state.

by Lord Bismarck July 14, 2012

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series of unfortunate events

A girls worst nightmare: the series involves in specific order a; donkey punch, gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie, and strawberry shortcake. simply brilliant.

girl talking to other girl - "last night i encountered a series of unfortunate events first he donkey punched me, then i got a gas mask, hindu dot, chocolate cone, cincinati bowtie and then the ass finished it off with a strawberry shortcake"

by jerry1010 July 20, 2007

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A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.

Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.

by Alexander Girard July 16, 2005

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