Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

Ship up or ship out

Get higher in the ship, or get off of the ship!

If you want to stay here, you need to ship up or ship out!