Titan Uranus

A Hong Kong ship owned by a Singaporean shipping company. Aside from its old age and international voyages, it is very well known because of its unique name, which has the exact same pronunciation as "Tighten Your Anus".

Harry Bush: Hey Dick, there is a Hong Kong ship coming into our port.
Dick Hertz: Oh yeah? What's the name?
Harry: Titan Uranus.
Dick: Up yours!!

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Uranus ( the planet )

A planet but now days, people take it as a joke.

Teacher: Moan.
Student: ~* giggles *~
Teacher: Uranus ( the planet ).
Student: BWAHAHAHA!!

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rocket to Uranus

The rubbing of a clothed erection against another man's clothed buttocks to propose anal intercourse.Done in a line,a crowd ,or on the dance floor.

"I know the guy at the bar is interested.I got a rocket to Uranus while I was waiting for my drink."

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Richard in Uranus

Anal sex. Dick in your anus.

After dinner Richard in Uranus came over.

Uranus Hurricane

The act of spraying air duster (such as used to clean keyboards) into your partners anus, then making them cum in your hair and shaping it into a space helmet.

"Hey Girl! Last night Ross totaly performed the uranus hurricane!"

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juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someone’s anus while wearing clown makeup.

Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?

juno uranus

Eating pumpkin pie out of someones anus while wearing clown makup.

Joani asked John, do you want me to juno uranus?