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Mike couldn't believe he got the Egyptian VD from a damned mosquito!
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One who spends his life beeing on IRC recruiting people to adore him.
Congrats m8, You got whiz'd. You're now part of his suckup group.
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E-VD is an electronic venereal disease that is passed from one computer to another by various means. E-VD is most commonly spread through an office network when one moron, who believes that the sole purpose of a computer is to access the internet, acquires an E-VD, such as E-Herpes for which there is no cure. E-VD can result in loss of control of your personal computing accessories, loss of sleep, bruising of the fists from punching the monitor, and occasional oily seapage.
My emplyoer has been promiscuously surfing the internet, and seems to have contracted E-VD, specifically a strain of E-Herpes Simplex Type 1, which has been spread to my computer via the office network, resulting in the loss of DVD drive, for which their no known cure.
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The irrational hatred of politics streamer "Vaush" for clout.
Why is that leftie such a wokescold?
Poor soul, they must have Vaush Derangement Syndrome (VDS)
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The above remark is to be considered to be a joke. In no way is it meant to be otherwise unless otherwise stated in a sub-thought disclaimer. In the event where there is a sub-thought disclaimer it will not be a joke but the truth and not to be laughed at because the truth is not funny. With only the VD present, the joke can be confirmed as funny and then is to be laughed at because jokes are funny. Hooty-hoo!
That joke deserves a VD - Van Disclosure.
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a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
hi jorik vd hoek how are you doing?
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That the Whole Goddamn Planet or at least 2-3 Niggas you no done went and got a case of VD(coronavirus).