val

Sort for the word valid which means good to go Or very pretty depending on how you use it

“You know Jessica, she is type val.”
“Are we val to go to the party tonight.”

The Val

Basically a reverse shocker, named for a female colleague of mine who said, upon learning the shocker, "I'd like it this way instead..." Gotta love that.

"She said she was tired of the same old shocker and wanted something to really shock her...so I gave her "the Val"

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Val Val Special

When Valerie squirts her juicy cum in a popsicle maker and then freezes it for a refreshing, cold, dessert after an amazing cream pie sesh.

Shea called me over cause he said he wanted to give me the Val Val Special

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val

Short for valid. Saying something is 'val' is agreeing with a former statement. This is just like saying something is true, saying fo sho, or stating word.

- "Dude, Lance is so gay, all he does is kiss ass."
- "Thats val man."

or

- "If we don't start changing the discount rate this economy is going to be fucked in the ear."
- "Val."

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val

an exaggerated measurement, value or quantity that is absolutely ludicrous, unreal or a hyperbole (in the non-mathematical sense) with regard to its size or magnitude.

this ridiculous measurement was coined by an englishman who drives german automobiles, carries an enlarged left testicle and who turns red at the mere glimpse of sunlight in the morning; the anonymous englishman named the term after an anonymous non-practical woman (typically nearly 30 years of age) with origins from a nation or people celebrated for an austerely realist approach or practical outlook on life

GIRL: I simply cannot sit on a barstool...I had 4000 guys in my bedroom last night (when in-fact, there were only 29 present).

GUY: Gosh, are you sure it wasn't 2,657 guys? You sound like such a Val!!!!!!!

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val

val is a cunt and he likes sucking bbc he will do it for only 3 bucks.
he is russian and he is always wearing an adidas tracksuit

hey did you see val this morning
yeah he was sucking bbc

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val gamer

In videogames, especially Escape from Tarkov, a person who almost exclusively uses the AS VAL. They are usually clad in the highest quality Slick plate carrier and an Exfil helmet if you encounter one in Tarkov, however it is not exclusive to there, as anyone that is good with the as val (Or its DMR counterpart, the VSS) is, by definition, a val gamer.

"Aw, he got me with a f*cking VAL, man. Stupid val gamers." -Daniel