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The New Year's resolutioner's that join a gym or healthclub in January, hog the shower and weight machines...and then will stop working out by Valentine's Day.
John: Bro, the gym is so crowded!
Colby: Don't worry, these Valentine's will be gone by mid-February.
John: Yea, one of them asked me how to open his locker....damn valentines.
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Giving someone you love with all your heart oral sex.
I want to give you a valentine when we get home.
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a serious condition when couples in love show ;
1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone
note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday
"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"
"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"
"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"
"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"
"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"
||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||
/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\
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The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.
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A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.
Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"
Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"
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1. A hot girl
2. Hotter than Jonathan
3. Wears nice panties
Valentine :) is hot in her shorts today
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a valentine is someone who you give your heart to for one day on February 14th. it could be a friend, or more than a friend.
Sarah will you be my valentine?
yes!!
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