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a serious condition when couples in love show ;
1.signs of PDAs (public displays of affection)
2.loving gazes into each others eyes
3.exchange of gifts
4.flowers roses for the women
5.romantic dinner plans
6.spending some 1 on 1 time alone
note:for some this is just another over hyped advertised holiday
"sighhhhh.....<3.....it's valentine's day"
"cant wait to see my boyfriend/husband"
"those flowers/roses are for me :D" "xoxo"
"i love you sweety baby boo boo bear <3"
"xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox infinity"
||~~~~~"my o my that is some serious valentinitis"~~~~~||
/////||~~~and they lived happily ever after~~~||\\\\\
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The phrase "Valentine" was coined sometime after July of 1947, by either the Ebe Alien culture or Chuck Norris himself, as a technological trade that would allow corporations to scam millions of lonely hearts like Paris Hilton. It is understood these technologies, and holiday ideas are just some of the many things that the Aliens have provided us in exchange for the thousands of helpless abductees, cows and crops who are assaulted each year.
Valentines day has become as much of a worldwide epidemic as people who expect you to remember and much less care when it is their birthdays.
On valentines many ladies will perform favors for flowers and candy versus the old rent payment, it gives the many guys who'd never would have had a chance otherwise, a break.
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A flirtationship either before OR on February 14th. Valentining can continue after February 14th if both parties agree.
Boy: "So what is this thing we have?"
Girl: "Well, this 'thing' started before February 14th, therefore I guess we can call it...'valentining'?"
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a valentine is someone who you give your heart to for one day on February 14th. it could be a friend, or more than a friend.
Sarah will you be my valentine?
yes!!
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The best friend you can have: creative, kind and always there for others. very curious, does not concentrate very well but always full of humor !!
My best friend Valentine!
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Raging phethead, smelting every virgin nearby. Constant mamba attacks. good meme.
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The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife
After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.
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