check valve

Used to describe a selfish person. Commonly used by navy machinists. If a person goes to a vending machine and doesn't ask anyone if they want anything.

"Hey shipmate, how's the soda?" Thank's for not asking me if I want anything. Fuckin' check valve."

"Hey look at that nub over there eating McDonald's. I'm not signing that check valves qual card."

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knuter valve

The part of any mechanical device that is not working.

"Did you check the knuter valve? It's the brass thing underneath the pipe thingy.

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Sludge Valve

The Anus. Connected to the poosnip to ensure you have a quick and pain free muck release.

I have to empty my sludge valve, I have a Brown Trout craving the freedom of open water

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shit valve

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

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Valve month

An interval of Valve time from 2 to 6 months.

"The Source SDK will be compatible with Visual Studio Express in a Valve month or so. If we start production now, it might happen by the time we've fully modeled the content."

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Gay Valve

A homosexual man's anus

Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here.

Flukas Valve

An uncommon house hold valve for faucets that connects to the waterline. Usually special ordered, sometimes found at home depot.

I had a hard time finding a 3/8 O.D. Flukas Valve at the home depot, but I found one online.