Vaughan

A Vaughan is a ginger midget who loves little children and has been nonced on by Nigel Farage. He now lives his life as a Brexiteer.

Oi, your such a Vaughan stop chasing those kids

Vaughan

Vaughan is the name of a gay person. Although they're really loving and funny and have huge honkers, they're just too gay.

Omg vaughan is so sexy, hot and gay today

Harry Vaughan

Harry has random humour and loves Ella and he wants to kiss her but is too pussy 🐱 he also eats stale bread

Person 1:”hi harry!”
Harry Vaughan: “woahhhhhhhhh I know you like *name*”

Vaughan’s Theorem

Simply stated; in the public forum, delivery style outperforms content integrity as a potentiator of true communication. In the world of debate, well composed and articulated bullshit, especially when delivered extemporaneously, can stand toe-to-toe with poorly communicated: absolute truth, brilliant insight, inspired wisdom, or even genius-level analysis any day of the week.

Although candidate A clearly has a superior command of the subject matter, they tend to get nervous, and stutter and stammer, and seem to grasp for the right word, while candidate B who is well known for his silky sooth speaking style, broadcast-quality voice, and skill in weaving Improvisational comedy into his responses, once again, Vaughan’s Theorem accurately predicts that B will appear to win the question in spite of demonstrated cluelessness regarding the question that was posed.

Joe Vaughan

A lover of lactose free otter breast milk, Joe Vaughan is not somebody to mess around with. Donning a JD bag, he struts around the streets of Buckingham with a vape in mouth. Rumours have been flying around that his mere presence at a frat party attracted the presence of a record 14 million otters, the most ever recorded!

Joe Vaughan being defined- I’d rather stick otter toe nails up my arse than have to encounter JDBagVaughan.

vaughan mills

Some raggedy ass, outdated, air conditioning lacking, food court slaking mall in the centre of Vaughan.

Don’t hang out Vaughan mills after hours, you might get swarmed by a bunch of 12 year olds.

Vaughan Nelson

This N*gga sucks at smash bros. Fuck peach and fuck fox. Both get ran on the daily. Father God if you can hear me... fix that fucked up hairline! Just kidding but fr God please kill the barber that did that to him! He means too much to me. In all seriousness Vaughan is a great guy, has no car, but a big heart. Catch him on subway surfer ;) or in your mamma's friend's house!

Vaghuan Nelson: What up?
Friend: What's up mf, ready to get your shit run in smash?

Girl: hey boo what's your name?
Vaughan: It's Vaughan Nelson! Get it right! One!