vegetable

A mockery of of the term fruit when used seriously.

"Your such a fruit."
"Yeah well your a vegetable."

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vegetable

A straight person. The opposite of a "fruit," aka a gay person.

The majority of the world are vegetables.

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vegetable

asian slang for dumb blonde.

I can no believe vegetables want us to go out with the black mans. We far superior and asian with black man is unnatural fo shizzle.

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Vegetable

Jordan Potter

That person is so braindead, he's like a Vegetable.

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Vegetated

To get absolutely smashed on alcohol, that by the end of the night you are left looking like a vegetable

"You should've seen Connor last night, he had half a shandy and was already vegetated on the floor"

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vegetabled

To have anal sex with some kind of fresh produce.

I vegetabled my girlfriend with a cucumber last night

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vegetable

the term used for any edible object used to pleasure oneself

usually inserted into the pussy
may also be inserted into the ass

Was that a cucumber in there?
No it was a banana.
Oh, wow she can take big vegetables

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