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velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors

A velociraptor with a jet-pack attached to it, with scissors.
normally used to kill everything in a room or open space, may be more dangerous than an a-bomb...if used properly.
no one knows where it was first invented, but there is a theory that it was created by the nazis while researching the effects of chlorine on kittens.

holy f***ing s*** its a velociraptor with jet-pack and scissors!

by that guy you dont really know April 19, 2010

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Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers

Scariest thing ever

Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh

by Twss Facepalm December 18, 2010

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velociraptor attack

The act of having sex or person you have sex with.

"How many days since your last velociraptor attack?"

by velociraptor girlie January 4, 2023


velociraptor noises

Commonly used in Youtube comments, velociraptor noises are noises that people make when they are excited or happy.

"I'm making velociraptor noises right now."

by Snowy Sky April 21, 2017


velociraptoring

A condition of one's hair where bits & pieces of it tend to stick up like the spines running along the head of a lizard or dinosaur.

"how does my hair look? am i velociraptoring?"
"uh, no; it looks good"

by rwrecks August 7, 2015


Velociraptor

The dinosaur with wings

What dinosaur that has wings? Oh the velociraptor.

by Cloudy with a Chance of Meat May 12, 2021


Velociraptor

A species of Maniraptoran Theropod datimg back to 70 million years ago, They are known for their quick speed, small stature, and a feathered body resembleling that of a hawk

You are as agile as a Velociraptor.

by Thatguywhohatescreateonists June 26, 2022