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Ahhh, good ol’ vernon. Just a town in the woods of northern New Jersey right off of the deepest exit of not well - known Route 23. Mostly known for the notorious Mountain Creek, where the most harassment charges and critical accidents happen to innocent city goers. But don’t be fooled, if you end up on the wrong block of the Condos and/or Highland Lakes whilst snitching for no bread, you might be run up on by the most brutal of East Lakeside Crips. Only the real gangstas be slangin brews, fuckin biddies and slapping up the homies with dank chops. If you drive a Civic you automatically get the G pass. The only way to slang the brews is to gun the fuck out of them or occasionally use the holy grail, the funnel. If skimp homies decide they wanna roll with the East Lakeside Crips, they might have to be pieced up or thrown in the lake. We only slide in the DMs when the biddies need to be on some reckless nonsense and they are flakkin heavy. Don’t keep your dog outside, for the Vernon PD will empty a 30 clip of hollowtips into its jugular. In conclusion, be careful mobbing around the trenches of Vernon NJ.
You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.
1: “Yo, we out to Vernon NJ to scoop some biddies?”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”
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1) A town in the center of Ohio. Lost in farm land, and hill jacks this town offers nothing more than a 7 screen movie theater and a Super Wally World.
2) A town loved by many who listen to po-dunk country, and hated by those that listen to anything else.
3) A small town with a quaint charm, and friendly people.
Hey, Have you been to Mount Vernon, Ohio?
Ya, it's very hillbilly deluxe, duh!
Haha, it sure is.
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often thought of as the ghettoest place in westchester, mount vernon actually contains one million dollar houses in overlapping areas neighboring country clubs in the "elite" bronxville, eastchester, and tuckahoe towns made up of very irish and italian imigrants. the other half is a scaryass place that half the city has never been to, you know, or else they'd get shot.
Person One: "I live in Mt. Vernon."
Person Two: "Oh..."
Person One: "No, no, but I REALLY live in Bronxville."
Person Two: "Ohhhh!"
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Vernon, NJ is a small town where the only attraction or place to go is mountain creek water park / ski resort. All of the locals work at mountain creek at minimum wage and most of the people are high school kids who never got a degree. The rest of the locals work at pizzarias, any diner that hasnt burned down or maybe the local bar. Half the people who graduate from vernon highschool are dead from overdosing on drugs, snowboarding accidents, or they have 3 to 4 kids by now. Anyone who grew up in Vernon knows its a trash town and if you stay there you will end up loser scum, which they mostly are. The plus side is theres a run down playboy club where the locals get drugs from and the police are always around. Besides going to the town over to highland lakes, to be a hick and fish and offroad at cherry ridge illegally. Most of the people in vernon own shitty cars or jeeps and do drugs at the "condos" aka "condo rats" where they all hang out to be alcoholics at kites, the local bar, or smoke and be ignorant.
Where are you from?
Oh, Im from Vernon, NJ
Oh wheres that?
Ever heard of Morristown?
Yes I know where that is!
Its no where near that in the woods.
Oh.
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the hoodest city in westchester, harder than yonkers, new ro, all that...the only place where u got 14 year olds pumpin crack.
jadakiss is bitch when he's out here
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MurDaVille, Money Earnin', Mo V., Da Ville, Murda Mount are all the same thing. 1 of 3 NYC suburbs on the north border of the Bronx (Mt.Vernon, Yonkers and New Rochelle). Consists of 3 main neighborhoods: Fleetwood, Chester Heights, and Da Ville. Fleetwood is rich people (from what I hear), Chester Heights is too, and Da Ville is the ghetto. There is one project on 3rd and 7th called Levister Towers. Everywhere else in Da Ville is depressed and ghetto. The only 2 shopping centers are The Ave. (4th Ave.), and Gramatan Ave. Rich, white folks go to Gramatan to shop, hood people go to the Ave. Has the highest crime rate in Westchester county. Also has a higher crime rate than NYC(check the stats). Home of world famous strip club Sue's Rendezvous. Childhood home of up and coming rapper PureComp. More recently, the home to the MurDaVille Bloods, mainly on 3rd and 3rd. Only 4.2 square miles. Rejected by NYC and Yonkers. Yonkers people swear they better than us. Guess what? You're not. Start a conversation with anybody 4rm Y-O and the first thing they'll say is, "Well in Yonkers..." MURDAVILLE STAND THE F**K UP!!!!! S. FULTON AVE. ALL DAY!!! R.I.P. 2-5.
1.Nas: To everybody in Queens, the foundation
The world is yours
To everybody uptown, yo, the world is yours
The world is yours
To everybody in Brooklyn
Y'all know the world is yours
The world is yours
EVERYBODY IN MOUNT VERNON, the world is yours
Long Island, the world is yours
Staten Island, yea the world is yours
South Bronx, the world is yours
Aight
2.Mt. Vernon person: "Let's go to the Ave."
Yonkers person: "Well in Yonkers we go to the square, hah."
Mt. Vernon person: SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT YONKERS!!"
3."Yo, they call it MurDaVille 4 a reason, B. South Fulton is crazy."
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Mount Vernon is a town split in half. A bridge divides this 4 square mile town between a ghetto and a pretty nice surburban neighborhood. Unlike some of the definitions of my counterparts, the dividing line is not black/white, it is between urban/surburban. My whole family is "white" and I grew up on the ghetto side. So, by default, there must be more than one or two white people. Sorry guys your definition is inaccurate.
Mount Vernon also has an underfunded public school system, which suited me just fine. Life is what you make out of it. You can grow up poor on the ghetto side of mount vernon go through an underfunded school system and still make something of yourself.
Mount Vernon is the exact opposite of some of its neighboring towns. You have to work harder when your from Mount Vernon to get certain places, but it is worth it. Mount Vernonites learn the value of hard work.
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