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New Vienna, Ohio is a teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy town in southern Ohio. It is located in Clinton county, however, some people with a New Vienna address live in Highland county. This small town has only one traffic light, yet contains two gas stations, a family dollar, a bank, a car wash, a library, a police office and fire station, an ice cream shop, an pizza place, an elementary school, a factory, and two churches. There is also a railroad running through the center of town, but there are rarely any locomotives. The 2000 Census states that there are 1,294 residents of New Vienna. New Vienna was incorporated on June 7th, 1853, and is a rural community with lots and lots of farmland. In fact, the school has a cornfield behind it!
I love New Vienna, Ohio! It's my hometown!
"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.
"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"
"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"
"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"
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Basically you're gay because a large amount of people there are homosexual
Fede: You're from vienna
German: Uno reverse card
1. "Vienna Bus Stop" is a term that refers to two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants (not in his pocket).
2. "Vienna Bus Stop" can also refer to any number of non-descript acts.
3. "Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop" or "A Vienna Bus Stop" can also be interchanged with almost all punch lines.
1. "Is that what I think it is? Is that a 'Vienna Bus Stop'?" - Frank
"No, Frank. That is not a 'Vienna Bus Stop'; actually, it is an Amish Pretzle. A 'Vienna Bus Stop' is two gay men in a Vienna Bus Stop, of which one has his hand in the other's pants." - Genevieve
2. "I'm sorry Martha, I can't make it to your fossil dig today. I have to get a 'Vienna Bus Stop'* later this evening." - Alfred
"Really? I'm sorry to hear that" - Martha
*This use of 'Vienna Bus Stop' is refering to having his wisdom teeth pulled.
3. "What's worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Sven
"I Don't Know. What is worse than twelve dead babies nailed to a tree?" - Lanson
"A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Sven
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"Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Ferdinand
"I do not contain the fruits of the answer to your querie Ferdinand, so Why were there only four horsemen of the apocalypse?" - Patricia
"Two Gay Men In A Vienna Bus Stop!" - Ferdinand
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The most sacred time for calls between the closest of friends.
Used as a reference in 2020 for a fun conference call that should not be disturbed.
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Person 1: So guys what time are we having our call?
Person 2: 7pm Vienna Time of course!
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Boss: Can we have a call today at 9pm UAE time?
Employee: Of course not! that is 7pm Vienna Time, work cannot interfere with that!
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A sex act, involving two people, where one person lies prone with a glass pie plate over their face and the other deficates onto the pie plate.
Did you see the German porn flick where that girl took a Vienna Hot Plate??
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If you get rejected from this art school, avoid a political career. Keep trying in art. Please.
Don't get rejected from The Academy of Fine Arts Vienna!