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on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage and finesse, commonly found wearing exclusively vintage clothes.
Ex. Stanley is such a Vintage-Spiller; that man has to be a vintage spiller.
Rachel is into age gaps. She craves vintage seed. Can’t get enough.
My grandpa blew his vintage seed all over his home health aid as she was giving him a sponge bath.
A homosexual that maintains same sex attraction as a thing as opposed to same gender attraction. They don’t get bogged down with ‘preferred pronouns’ or anything woke. Can also be applied to vintage lesbians and vintage bisexuals.
A: What’s your sexuality, gender and preferred pronouns?
B: Oh, I don’t do pronouns and shit. I’m just a regular vintage gay.
A descriptor for a white European person, usually male, who immigrated to the United States as an adult. Coined by comedian Michelle Buteau.
"He's from the Netherlands, so he's like vintage white. There isn't too much of a difference though, all it really means is that he knows how to ride a bike and has foreskin."
Noun: A person who exudes an aura of vintage, finesse and flamboyancy; commonly wearing exclusively vintage and/or thrifted clothes.
Ex. Stanley is such a Vintage-Spiller; that man definitely is a Vintage-Spiller
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A term used to describe a phyisically attractive but older than average lady. Not to be confused with milf as Vintage Bintage doesn't nessecarily have to have children.
Joan Collins is an example of Vintage Bintage but maybe more vintage than actually bintage.
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