walleye vision

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!

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Ralphie Vision

a direct reference to the movie A Christmas story and all the fantasy sequences Ralphie has (soap poisioning, A+++++++++, and fighting off the bank robbers). Used when you admit to having some type of similar fantasy or you can use it to call someone out on their unrealistic fantasy.

I'm having total Ralphie Vision! If I won lotto, I'd walk into my bosses office, piss on his desk, pay off all my bills and buy a fat house with a fleet of cars!

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GOOMBA VISION

When someone puts their hand in front of a camera during filming way too often, ruing most of the footage.

Guy #1: Dude was that a skate video or the Adams Family with so many hands running around that screen.

Guy #2: I know man, I was a victim to GOOMBA VISION.

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Vision

1. Vision#7147 on Discord

2. The Discord user with the biggest cock

Damn bro, Vision is packing

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Riddle Vision

Main Entry: 1rid•dle 1vi•sion
Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ

1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females

Riddle Student: "Dude, see that hot chick at Chartwells today?"

Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."

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Gamer Vision

When a gamer focuses in on a televison screen and proceeds to stand up out of their chair, for competitive advantage.

Why is Mark so close to the screen like that?

Oh, don't mind him. He has a bad case of Gamer Vision.

Super vision

SUPER-VISION- Is your Third eyevisions guiding through your decisions while using intuitions insight to retain excellence perception. Instincts guide Intuition never lies. Believe, Perceive and Receive.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.

SUPER-VISION- Is your Third eyevisions guiding through your decisions while using intuitions insight to retain excellence perception. Instincts guide Intuition never lies. Believe, Perceive and Receive.
Super vision is Intuitive to Intent.