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Voldemorting is when you're fucking a chick doggy style and right when you're about to cum you pull out and make an evil face on the back of her head with your semen.
"I was having sex with a Hermione cosplayer and gave her a good ol' fashioned Voldemorting. She didn't appreciate it."
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The main villain in the Harry Potter book and movie series (although in the movies, they make Professor Snape a bit of a villain as well). His real name is Tom Marvolo riddle, when re-arranged spells 'I Am Lord Voldemort'. So far, he has tryed to kill Harry Potter 5 or more times.
The wizarding families are so afraid of him that they do not use his chosen name, refering to him as 'He Who Must Not Be Named'.
~FACTS~
1. Voldemort is a parsle tongue... he can talk to snakes
2. Voldemort went to Hogwarts, harry's school
3. Voldemort tried to get work at hogwarts
4. Voldemort killed harry's parents
5. Voldemort is getting very pissed off cos he hasn't killed harry yet.
6. I suggest you read the harry potter books if you havent already.
Voldemort is evil
Voldemort will be dead very very soon...
I hope you like harry not voldemort
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the sourse of all evil.
seeDick Cheney
thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.
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A game two men play when they both need to pee.
1. Both achieve a pee boner.
2. They "dock" their penises together.
3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.
***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***
'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'
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the process in which doppelgangers begin to look less like you and more like you traded beauty secrets with tom riddle.
voldemortization seen in Doctor Who season 6 episode 5
Verb - When someone was supposed to die by magical means of but instead survives usually with some sort of side effect such as a scar, having terrible things happen constantly happen to them, (i.e. being hunted)
Ex. 1
Person A: Dude did you hear about Harry Potter?
Person B: Yeah I heard he got voldemorted.
Ex. 2
Person A: Have you read Radiant
Person B: Isn't that the French Manga about people who are all voldemorted?
Person A: Yeah it's the story is great.