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When your journey to the airport turns into a huge ground delay
I headed to JFK to visit my parents but it turned into a non voyage instead.
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Voyage of Despair is honestly a gift from god. Yesterday I was playing Voyage of Despair and just noticed that it was the best map I had ever laid my peepers on. I immediately dove in headfirst and started playing the map. Jason Blundell himself has blessed us with the greatest map of all time, nay thee greatest creation that mankind has ever created. We have peaked in human evolution when the creation of Voyage of Despair was finished. The layout has been designed by angels decended from thy heavens and constructed by the biggest geniuses that even AI could not comprehend. The Kraken was carefully constructed by Lord Blundell, every inch has been carefully constructed to make it thee greatest thing mankind has ever graced their hands upon. Thus we come to the conclusion of thee greatest easter egg that has been constructed in earths history, stephen hawking and albert einstein couldnt come up with a greater easter egg then Voyages nay god himself couldnt construct a better ee then lord blundell has constructed in voyage of despair. I could die peacefully that The Eye of malice and despair boss fight is thee greatest boss fight also to grace this earth, which was carefully engineered by the greatest genius of all time... Lord Blundell himself.
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The act of shitting into another person's asshole. Usually done while passed out.
Adam took a huge voyage in the darkness right in Jessica's ass.
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While known as the boat owners first quest at sea- the true meaning is the complete removal of a ladies boating virginity as she gets plowed by the boat captain during her first day at sea.
Did Kim enjoy her maiden voyage?
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a goodbye fuck with a friend that you've never actually fucked. typically two people who've always had a lot of sexual tension but couldn't get it on for some reason.
Before my hot married neighbor moved away I gave her one hell of a bon voyage.
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To hookup with an employee/colleague just before your last day.
"Did you hear what Matt from HR did last night with Lexie?" "Yea man he pulled a total Bon Voyage"
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When a male tucks his dick and sack between his legs making it appear as if he has a vagina.
Chase was curious as to what a vagina might look like so he embarked on a vagtastic voyage.
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