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Vulture

Vulture, as in a giant cockblocking lady thief that preys on the lady after the wounds has been healed by another only to sucessfully return to being single. The lady can't be any ordinary lady, you have to have deep feelings for her making this and extreme level of what is known as cockblocking by the third party. The return to being single can be for various reason but the most common is bad timing and horrible personality. Now then a vulture might have the same agenda you have but this girl and you are at such a level that comparing your understanding of her with someone else is unpresidented, basically making any other dude a vulture, a mere obstacle.

A girl has broken up with her boyfriend and at this point most girls are real vulnerable to people. You take her under your wing for a significant amount of time, long enough that the both of you talk for hours over the phone during summer nights and cuddle together when watching a movie and all that stuff. All is in your favor then an outside source, the vulture decides that he will try the samething but with a different agenda. The vulture agenda is looking more for pleasure than intelectual arosement in which you are looking for both. The vulture ends up with the meat and gets away. A few weeks later you have lost interest and move on only to find out that the lady is single again. This process is called vulting. Now even though the horrible timing and bad persona are negative traits, most women will not notice because like i said before they are most vulnerable when they are going through the recovery phase.

by Eric386 January 17, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vulture

1) Animal that Just don't Give a Fuck.
2) The sneakiest Motherfucker of them all
3) Damn bitches.
4) I dunno what's up with this motherfucekr, but shit, damn.

"The Vulture is in the nest!"
"The Vulture is stealing my life!"
"Chris Trouts made an appearance!"

by Chris Trouts December 21, 2002

10๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vulturing

Vulture as a verb can signify circling around something, as a vulture would do. For example, the sentence "Rudy vultured when asking the girl out" implies that Rudy hovered awkwardly around her for an extended period of time before making his move.

Rudy vultured while asking the girl out.
Vulturing around the girl, Rudy waited for the correct moment to strike.

by CLOWN INC. June 22, 2017


vulturing

Art of doing nothing, and waiting for the correct moment to ask your friends for their work/homework/tests answers or whatever they've been working for a long time, with a lot of effort.

For being a good engineer you'll have to dominate this art. When you master this art, you could be called "Sir vulture".

Vulturing example:

- Stop seeking me! leave me alone f*cking vulture!
- Do you have the exam solved?
- I'm going to tell the teacher! HELP!
- Pleaaaase...

by Master Vulture March 14, 2016


Vulture

1. In a video game - Someone who constantly circles around the map in search of a weakened foe, stealing other players kills as much as possible with a terminal shot.
2. Someone who takes the last of something.

1. After waiting for the right moment to vulture, John swooped down, spraying the vicinity of the weakened enemies with lead. A few shots was enough to kill a group of weakened players. He then received the Vulture Spree award.
2. After eying the serving plate, John vultured the last of the shrimp -- before anyone else could get any.

by NodenWIRE April 19, 2009


Vulture

Semi popular school girls that are always petty and sarcastic and antagonise everyone around them. They are usually ignorant and loud. They also have the worst ear shattering voices and laughs.

Sydney Grayson wouldn't stop gossiping about me and my girlfriend. She is such a Vulture.

by DipinDots February 13, 2016


Vulture

A sexual act involving two people. One, who is shorter than the other to the point where they can't go down on the other, but is too tall to "go up" on them, so they crane their neck down like a vulture to perform oral sex.

"My girlfriend was too short to go down on me, but she gave me an amazing Vulture."

by Bob Bobinson. February 20, 2018