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A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.
Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.
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A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.
I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.
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A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting.
B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.
Good old boy #1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night?
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!
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The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.
Lotus: I am fucking tired of these god damn vuvuzelas.
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n. a horn blown by African people.
That nigga won't stop blowin that vuvuzela, so i shot him.
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A horn South Africans ingeniously invented to drive Ameri-cunts away from football, as it should be. Believe it or not, haters, you'll be thanking the South Africans some time soon.
World Cup spectator blowing a Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Ameri-cunt: NO!!!!!!!!!
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When a girl gives a guy a blumpkin in a porta-potty
Bulfinch shocked the world when August's mom gave him a Belgian Vuvuzela after soccer practice