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-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.
-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"
Like the cocaine for Rednecks, they just can't stop coming to this economic bully. Walmart is run by fat stupid bald guys who hunt for badgers in their spare time and actually bought that stupid mounted fish that wriggles and sings.
"Hey mom! Look! a Badger Shooting game for only FIVE DOLLARS!!! Yippee!! YODELYODELYODEL!!!!"
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A crappy store for poor people. It will give you the lowest quality items. It hides illegal immigrants in is store and says i dont know where they came from. Why isnt any of there stuff free if the price is always going lower. They let people have heart attacks in their store and dont do anything about it. They want to take over the world and they run out all of the real stores. There is a criminal mastermind at the head of the company.
Y do u go to wal-mart when you can get a better price at target.
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The second institution in America to simultaniously destroy the economy, increase the gap between rich and poor, destroy the environment, and discriminate against women and blacks while relying on poorly educated rednecks to support them. The first was the Republican Party.
Hick: I loooove walmarts low prices!!!
Me: Well, walmart employees are encouraged to use government-funded medicare as their health insurance, meaning that all of that money you save magically disappears in your tax dollars!
Hick: Yeah... but they have $5 tee-shirts!
Me: Did you vote for Bush in 2004?
Hick: Man you're smart, how'd you know!
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an evil chainstore run by the Devil, where workers toil for pissant wages, work long hours without credit, get no benefits, work non-union, and have to attend a bullshit "pep-talk" session at the start of every shift and chant this dumbass cheer every fucking day. WalMart wants to drive everyone else out of business and control the world's economy. WalMart is popular among hypochristians (so-called "conservative Christians") for some particular reason, so you know WalMart is up to no good. They have the slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." but almost all their products sold are from China, where good American jobs are going to and where worker's rights and safety as well as environmental protection standards are disregarded. Also, their music CDs have to be "clean" - none with Parental Advisory stickers are sold at the stores. This is an endorsement of censorship, which is UN-AMERICAN. Their prices ain't really any lower than anyone else's. That logo happy face needs to have a bullet shot into its forehead. Do your shopping at some other store like Meijers or Target instead.
I'd rather work for Satan than work for WalMart. And that's the TRUTH.
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To censor a previously cool thing, such as censoring a movie to have no blood, into something meant for daily church-going grandmothers.
"Face down, ass up that's the way we like to play chess." What the hell, that was totally walmarted.
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A mega store people claim they hate because it's hip to do so, but you know they go shopping there all the time.
Everyone's bought something from Walmart at one point or another.
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