what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

"What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?" is an expression which denotes that what the other person just said is completely unrelated to the original topic.

Person A: President Bush is the best president EVER!
Person B: No, he's not! He's the worst president!
Person A: Why do you say that?
Person B: Umm, I just bought a guitar.
Person A: Well, what does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

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Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Best ... Arnie ... Line ... EVER!

"WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?" - Arnold Schwarzenneger

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Whats up Doe!

Is a greeting when you had a long day at work/or meeting up with the boys/getting on discord and you say WHATS UP DOE.

Guac just got done with work and he turn on discord and he said to the boys "WHATS UP DOE!"
when you go to bar and as soon you meet the boys you say to each other."WHATS UP DOE"!

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

Hi this is for my friend if your not her leave

Hey Farrah I think Otto likes you not as a friend

What does it mean if someone pulls your shirt

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what up doe

Like saying "Sup?" or "What's Up?" basiclly just a way to greet someone.

Black guy sees a hot white gurl in a club and goes up to her and says "What up doe?"

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What up doe

Greeting used for men in the Detroit-metro area who resemble large female animals you would normally hunt.

Joe: What up doe?
Fred: You call me a large brontosaurus again and you'll be sorry.
Joe: No man, I called you a lady deer. Like Bambi. You bambi dog.

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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

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