Ghost Writer

When a rapper has someone write their lyrics for them, but they take the credit and record them.

If it weren't for a ghost writer, Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim would never even be taken seriously.

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Paperback writer

Making a song with ONE chord. First attempted by Paul McCartney by the great band The Beatles.

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I wanna be a paperback writer.

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writer's overload

An ailment common with writers of all kinds. The opposite of writer's block, it's when one has so many ideas for a story that their brain shuts down in an effort to cope, usually resulting in a splitting headache and a craving for chocolate,potato chips, or some other unhealthy snack.

Usually lasts about an hour, a day in severe cases.

Friend: "Hey, what's wrong?"

Writer: "I've got writer's overload, man. Can you go get me some chocolate and an aspirin?"

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Ghost writer

One who writes the lyrics to a rap song and then someone else performs them. Often it is the better of the two rappers writing the song but not wanting the fame.

John writes the lyrics to his song

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Writer's Block

When the writer's imaginary friends stop talking to them.

Writer: "I have writer's block!"
Writer's friend: "Emily and Bob aren't talking to you?"
Writer: *Sigh* "Yeah,"

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Writer's crap

Derived from 'writer's cramp', writer's crap reffers to a stage when one is only capeable of writing utter crap.

'That story was horrible, i think she's got a bad case of Writer's crap'

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Fanfic Writer

The type of person who makes gender-bent characters and has them fall in love. They generally choose cartoon or anime characters, but some make stories about real people.
Don't be this type of person, just don't.

Person: Hey you know any fanfic writers that can write me a really weird story
fanfic writer: Aight I gotchu. What you want