Want Ad

An opportunity. Most commonly used in skiing and snowboarding, though is also can be used in describing a person.

Jeff came by a want ad and took off to jump the cliff.

Lauren saw a want ad and scored his phone number when her friend went to the bathroom.

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want to fuck

Wanting to have sex with someone

I want to fuck that girl.

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want of bee

The incorrect usage of a phrase in a sentence. Originating from the use of the phrase "want of bee", instead of "wannabe". Primarily used on Internet Message Boards, but has also branched out to all facets of life.

The following are examples of want of bee:
"If she wasn't such a pre-Madonna. You could probably get into her pants."

or

"These fossils date back to the pro-magnum man."

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meta-want

to want to want something; to wish to have the desire for

A: I need to get in shape.

B: You should train for the marathon with me.

A: Maybe, but I'm so unmotivated. At this point, I just meta-want to run a marathon, so I doubt I'll actually do it.

OR

"I meta-want to be a better boyfriend because I know I upset her; unfortunately I really enjoy sleeping with a variety of women."

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want a medal?

A phrase use sarcastically when a person says something really epic about himself/herself. Mainly used to show that 'I dont really care'

"Hey guys, you know what?"
"What is it?"
"I banged that blonde girl so bad today"
"Awesome, want a medal?" *completely bored look is given*

Want a cookie?

Another way of saying "I don't give a fuck" commonly used by middle school children and dumbass freshman.

Fred: Dude, my balls dropped today!
Tim: Wow, want a cookie?

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I Want That!

I Want That!: When said to someone male or female, It's notifying that you would want to undergo a steady relationship with the person it's said to. It also compliments them knowing you would try to get at them. It is said in a high pitched voice and usually will stop and get the persons attention to make them stop and think about it until they actually get it.

Michael: "I Want That!"

Lanea: (Pauses..)aww your sweet..

Michael: Will you go out with me?

Lanea: GET OUTTA HERE CREEP!!

Michael: But I complimented you...

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