1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
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A vigana covered in butter or peanut butter, syrup or honey,starwbarries and whip cream!!
The twat waffle last night was amazing
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a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!
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(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"
"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"
"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"
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When you munch dive on a vagina so hard that the slobber is like syrup on a waffle
I am about to twat waffle that hoe when I get home.
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when a woman wears wide spaced lace without anything underneath. this creates the grated pattern on the vagina. thus making the vagina look like a waffle.
Dude 1: dude i walked in my house yesterday and christii was wearing these tights haha.
Dude 2: you mean she had a Twat Waffle hahahaha.
Dude 1: ya so i threw so syrup on it and ate that all night
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