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WAL-MART

A place where 500 pound lardo's come to ride around on scooter's ich their asses and buy junk food and ride around the store all day looking at stuff because they have nothing better to do.

Hey sir, could you get me 10 bags of pork groins.

by JOHN December 13, 2003

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wal-marts

A white trash term for Wal-mart, usually used when going into gas stations and asking the clerk how to get to the nearest wal-mart.
After getting clear directions, they still have no idea how to get there.
They also look for Shells, Krogers, Targets, K-marts, Ventures, Best Buys, ect.

Scuse me there man, can you tells me wheres the closests wal-marts is from heres, I'm from Chillicothe and they dun aint's gots one there yet. Cuz I needs to get me sum beef jerky and a tweety bird shirt.

by ThE LaTe JC March 23, 2005

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Wal-Mart

The root of all evil. Seriously. It's over sized, sells stuff at low prices because its crap, and pretends to be all patriotic and American when 99.9% of the stuff they sell comes from China.

Wal-Mart sells cheap crap!

by musicfan62 March 23, 2009

59๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-mart

Also known as "Wally World", A place where teenagers, mostly in the south, go when they get bored of the Mall or the Movies.

Person #1: I'm bored.
Person #2: Wanna go to Wally World?
Person #3: Sure!

by SakuraShirubi October 7, 2004

71๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal Mart

A store dedicated to saving you money...and crushing unoins! You can't beat those everyday low prices...or the fact that they hire illegal aliens to keep those prices low! supercenters save you time and money by putting everything you need in one place...except for crosses for burning, those are all at the Waltons house. Were the employees are loaded with Pride... and toasted, nicely toasted.

EWME: I asked my manager to press the button on the bailer I while I was standing inside of it at wal-mart, because his blood alcohol level was %1.2 he didn't even argue. And thats how I got to heaven.

satan: this is hell fool!

EWME: Odd, it's seems so much nicer then wal mart

by terminalblue.dyndns.org December 29, 2004

283๐Ÿ‘ 122๐Ÿ‘Ž


wal mart

The teenage hangout spot in many American small towns.

John: "Do you want to go cow tipping?"

Joe John: "Yeah, I'll meet you at Wal Mart."

by kevin21boston November 3, 2006

57๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-Marting

The action of going to Wal-Mart

John: What are you doing later?
Jane: I'm Wal-Marting for some towels.
John: Mind if I join?

by cookiemaker5000 August 5, 2011