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Hot cute guy with all kinds of women on his side or plays football
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Receiving a HJ while using the toilet; similar to a blumpkin, but with a manual component.
She wasn't up for a blumpkin, so I asked for The Walter to ease her into it.
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A very charming dude, nice, funny, smart, and would give his life for the one he loves. A dude, only Adriana should date. sexy as hell when he wants to be also.
Walter is the best dude ever!!!!
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A suicidal wannabe Brittish free steam playing Atheist living in a really advanced Romanian town (better than cluj-napoca). Walter is also a teemo main and screams Romanian words with his annoying friends and high pitched voice. His opinion of Moldova is that it's decently good. In his opinion Sweden is basically the same as Denmark but better. His opinion on Alcohol and drugs abuse is Brabant.
Some quotes by Walter:
"Austria has mountains right?"
* proceeds to write it down *
"I know Austria has mountains idiot. I was saying it as a flex because you don't have mountains."
Doesn't play League of Legends nor Apex Legends. His PC components are: sea-sonic 8+6 pin seasonic pcie cable, H100i rgb platinum, AMD ryzen 3600, 5700xt, green pcp ram i guess. His favourite childhood cartoon is gumball. He doesn't agree with tractor trailer (don't ask). His zodiac sign is aquarius. According to walter his eye color is non existent. Has a friend (i don't believe this) that watches anime. Walter rambles a lot, most of the time everyone has muted him on discord because he goes on about a subject that no-one cares about, for example, he can talk 30 minutes about some stupid quest on destiny 2 or read aloud some stupid Reddit post. He is a Sapiosexual.
"Are Brabant and Gelderland the same thing?" "No you fucking walter"
"What is capitalism?" "Like, having ehmm.. alot of wealth" "No you fucking walter that's not the definition"
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Losing 4 (or more) times in succession to Rangers without scoring a goal. Also known as "Wattied"
Wee Chesney's team were Waltered by Walter Smith from 2007 onwards.
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Doing absolutly nothing while at work without getting in any trouble for it and still getting paid for your "hard work".
person 1: "Man I still have 2 hours left to my shift and everything is done
person 2: "Try waltering for a little while"
person 1: "Yea! I usually do so much real work I completely forgot about waltering!"
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Being or having the name Walter, or the last name White and making or distributing drugs; especially meth.
Present-tense: Waltering
Future-tense: Will Walter
Walter is going to go waltering later.
Walter has waltered before.
Mr. White will walter.
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