Wamp

A shortened version for Swamp Donkey.

Oh no! Wamp's coming! Swamp out!!

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wamp

to talk incessantly about a pointless subject, without response from the listener

Christ, she's got a real wamp on tonight.

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Wamp

A mixture of wet and damp

I.e. more moist than damp, but not quite wet.

When stepping in a deep puddle the inside of your shoe becomes wamp.

"I just stood in a puddle!"
"Aw that sucks, I bet your shoes are wamp now"

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Wamp

The urge to desire women outside your relationship while feeling constricted by your current partner.

To have the "Wamp", I've got a bad case of the "Wamp".

Symptoms of having the "Wamp" include tight shirt collars and traces of guilt after sex.

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weston wamp

When you are fucking someone from behind in your truck, and you pull out your airsoft gun and shoot them in the elbow.

I gave her the old weston wamp last night. Zach would be so proud.

fiz wampe

Television remote or "clicker". Also used in context of describing something's awesomeness.

Ex.1- Bob: "Damn, i lost the fiz wampe again!"

Sherrel: "Get off your ass and change the channel yourself then."

Ex.2- "You're new board is soooo fiz wampe bro."

Wamp

To ejaculate semen into a females body part in an odd manor. The act of Wamping is to have a women lay face up and ejaculate into the eye, nose or ear.

Jenna was surprised when see got Wamped in the eye.

"Bro, last night i Wampified Jenna in her ear."

"I love getting Wamped! It's a must have in life." -Jenna

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