biggerous wangerous

scientific term for an enormous wang, typically bigger than nine inches.

I am afraid to have anal sex with my girl because I think my biggerous wangerous will split her down the middle.

wing-wanger

large succulent penis. when using the word wing-wanger one must do the hand motion for jacking off.

"I bet that guy has one big wing-wanger."

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wanger chop

a fat loser with a small wanger. either from birth or from being chopped off.

look at that kid. He is a wanger chop

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wanger schlanger

a wanger schalnger is a type of german sausage, but since it will be said very seldom in this sense, if you hear it anywhere outside germany, the likelihood is that the person saying it is referring to a penis.

"oh man, my wanger schlanger got covered in shit last nite after i bum fucked your dad"

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pongy wanger

A very stinky person

That man Jared is a pongy wanger. He absolutely wangs (stinks)

flange wanger

a flange wanger is a man or lady boys tackle.

betty loved to munch on a massive flange wanger

humpty wangers

Slang for a mighty fine pair of breasts - of the larger variety

Take the weight off those humpty's

I do like fondling your humpty wangers