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The day that WoW shuts down 3.5 million suicides will be taken place all over the world.
Blizzard Worker: "Its the end of the world..... of warcraft"
suicide, World of Warcraft, blizzard, world, WoW
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An insanely popular Massive-Multiplayer Online RPG. Populated by over 7 million people, it has been dubbed a game that sucks away your soul because out of those 7 million, about 1000 of them are trolls on all freaking day without sleep or sustinence of any kind. While most complete idiots claim it causes weight gain, acne, and no social life, this isn't nessecarily true because
1. Many people are fat, and it's not because they play WoW. It's because they eat alot. Only complete renobs claim that WoW all day causes severe weight gain, because even when you do absolutely nothing, you burn calories by living and breathing. WoW only makes you fat if you constantly keep a bag of doritos by your desk and stuff your craw. Like a retard.
2.Acne is caused by adolescence and bad cleanliness. WoW has nothing to do with hormonal imbalances and not taking a shower.
3. WoW only takes away your social skills if you have the willpower of a particularly stupid puppy. If you play WoW and have no social skills, it's not because Warcraft is at fault. You might simply be a nerd, you might be shy, you might prefer to think before you speak unlike the rest of the earths population, or you might be an arse.
averageposteronthissite: omg!!!111! world of warcraft destroyed my life! i lost my girlfriend all my friends and my family thinks im a loser all cuz of wow!
me: No, you lost everything because you're a freaking loser. Blaming everything on a computer game is just a stupid excuse.
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A very good game made by the richest company in the world, but can be addicting only if you let it take over your life. It's cool to play for 5-6 hours on the weekend only when you don't have anything that needs done. Other than that on the week days you shouldn't be on it more than 2.
Me: Let's go do some motocross
Addicted Friend: Nah, My guild wants to do raids all day.
Me: But it's Friday afternoon don't you want to wait til night?
Addicted Friend: Nah, fuck off I want my epic bow to poon everyone with lmao.
That's the level you don't want to play World of Warcraft at no puns intended....allthough I did raid with him earlier that day.
That which will prevent you from ever having to bother having sex with a fellow human being ever again.
"Honey? When are you going to be done playing World of Warcraft?"
"I'll be off in a second, babe."
*Several hours pass*
"Sweetheart?"
"I'll just play for another hour, sweetie."
*Several days pass*
"Um, Alex?"
"I'm getting right off, I swear."
*Several months pass. Guy finally gets off computer.*
"Okay, baby, what was it?"
*Girl's stuff is all gone. Crickets chirp in the distance.*
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An enormous black hole of time, money, and effort that sucks in everytyhing it can,
but at the center of that black hole there's a giant rave party that everyone wants to go to.
-You know, I'd totally play World of Warcraft if it weren't so expensive.
-You wouldn't know til you've been there, you'll never leave.
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Dude, you hear about Drew? He got World Of Warcraft. God rest his soul.
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An entertaining online computer game, acting as a substitute for life for some players.
Normal Warcraft Player: You're on 24/7. You live and breathe through your character. You know more about this game than most GM's. Do you have a life?
Addicted Player: Yeah. World of Warcraft IS my life.
Normal Player: Then how do you pay for it?
Addicted Player: I have a job. I sell gold.
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