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Wattpad

A website for wannabe 11-year-old writers where they are forced to use side images to help the reader understand the simplest of descriptions because the writers are wholly incapable of using such basic adjectives as "big" and "blue". It's like all the bad parts of FFN decided to get together and have babies; horrible grammar and bad plots abound in this little corner of the Internet because the "authors" write down the first thing that half-forms in their minds and refuse to do something so fundamental and elementary as spell-check.

One could assume that most of the "authors" are American-born, only speak English, but have some rare disease that ties there fingers in knots and ad holds down the shift key as they slam their stubby fingers into the "1" key or forward slash (the overuse of punctuation is ridiculous.)

Person 1: "What is Wattpad?"
Person 2: "Worse than Fan Fiction dot Net, that's for sure."

by AngelAxexinf July 25, 2014

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Wattpad

A story-telling platform

Kai- Some people say Ao3 is better, but I like them both really
Tim- Yeah, Ao3 for professional smut and Wattpad for kid-friendly stuff.

by I cant find a pseudonym help July 30, 2021

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Wattpad

An app/website of smut/word porn, bad fanfiction, the rare amazing fanfic, cringe, awful grammar/awful writing, and the extremely uncommon fantastic book.

Person 1) Have you been on wattpad lately?
Person 2) Yeah, I just finished a really good (ship/fandom name here) fanfic!
Person 1) Oh, cool! Youโ€™ll have to give me the title and/or author!

by _maki_harukawa53 October 15, 2020

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Wattpad

A website for horny 11-year old's use to read harry potter smut.

-hey wanna go to the park with us?
-sorry i'm on wattpad right now
-seriously? are you reading cringy smut again?
-uh-

by cardboardunderwear November 27, 2020

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wattpad

a place for horny people

i love wattpad

by Nezukooo-Channn February 12, 2021


Wattpader

A person who writes various stories on Wattpad

I'm a wattpader, I have to update my story on Wattpad

by Sav24 January 6, 2017

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wattpad

it's a good app depending on where you go on this site... an app where you can read ebooks written by hormonial horny teens. You can either be on the good part of this app, or the dark unholy part of it...trust me i've read the weirdest shit... really recommend 10/10

friend 1: I read the best book on wattpad, it's called the bad boy and the nerd. it's about a bad boy who is handsome, smart but doesn't show it and comes from th richest family of town. he barely speaks to his parents. he crosses path with the nerd of the school, she gets bullied and she gets abused @ home.
friend 2: i have wattpad too i read this book and i find it so good. What about you friend 3? what books do youy read?
friend 3: * gulps nervously hidding the smut book about trump* well, i mean... i-i-i like the "getting adopted by 1D group" books... so yeah.. i don't read weird shit don't worry.

by ihatepledis March 7, 2019